the format - on your porch
the format - on your porch
Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted “I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!” I ‘liked’ it and commented “Aww thank you baby!” I logged in later to see that he commented back saying “I didn’t mean you.” FML
Today, my boyfriend called and asked me why I love him. I told him because he’s always there for me and continues to put up with my bipolar disorder. He promptly said “not anymore” and hung up. FML
Today, it’s Saturday night, and also Halloween. Instead of going out, I’m sitting at home on MSN telling everyone who asks me what I’m doing tonight that i’m ‘going out in 10 minutes to a party’, then when 10 minutes pass, I block them. FML
Today, I was telling my teenage daughter about the effects from alcohol, and how she should not give in to peer pressure. While talking, I noticed that she was looking at me funny. There was a wine glass in my hand. FML
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